Q: What is the reason that
many Baby Boomers are obsessed with the music
of their youth instead of new artists? What's
wrong with today's music?
A: Every
generation prefers the music that was popular
when they were 12–24 years old. That’s just
human nature. That’s the years when our brains
are forming neural pathways about how we think
and what we prefer, while we are forming our
identity and having new life experiences as we
come of age.
But right now, there’s also something else going on: Today’s music is absolute, unmitigated garbage, and people who are used to hearing quality music can’t stand it, no matter when they grew up. Almost all the new music is produced with fake drums and keyboard samples. There are no real instruments. There are no true musicians involved. Nothing is real, it’s all fake.
Even the vocals are fake. Almost every vocal you hear now is autotuned. If you don’t know what autotune is, it’s computerized cheating for singers. Whenever you sing a note off pitch a computer fixes it. Nobody needs musical talent plus 10,000 hours of practice to become a famous music star anymore. Anybody with a tin ear and no musical training at all, who couldn’t sing on pitch even if they had 100 takes in a studio, can still be a star with autotune. But autotune makes the vocal sound weird and unnatural. So music quality goes out the window.
The mixes are so heavily compressed that there is no dynamic range at all, and you can’t even make out the words. And the songs are boring! Many songs feature the just one chord or two chords for the whole song including the intro, verse, and chorus. If there even is a chorus. In many songs that feature three or four chords, there is a single note that keeps repeating through the entire song over all the chords. There is no bridge. There is no guitar solo. The lyrics are not poetic, they have no meter. They have different numbers of syllables in every line of the song. The lyrics are usually filthy and vulgar, and the only good news is much of the time the singing is such low quality and the mix is so compressed that you can’t even understand the words unless you look at them on your phone. All the songs sound the same. In the words of Joe Walsh, “There's no mojo. There's nobody testifying. There's not the magic of a human performance.” It sounds awful, it is very amateurish, and very very boring. There is no musicality at all. There is no tonal quality. There is no variety. There is no creativity. There is no expression. There is no art. The song doesn’t take you anywhere. I would go so far as to say that the very worst contemporary songs of the 60s-80s were more musical than are the very best songs in the last 10 years.
Live performances are no better
than the recordings. The vocals are
auto-tuned live. Can you believe
it? You’re not even hearing what comes
out of the singer’s mouth. You're
hearing a computer. Half the time the
“musicians” on stage are just actors.
They are not even plugged into the PA
system. Watch and you’ll see the bass
player stop or slide their left hand on the
strings and you still hear the bass note
continuing. Some of this isn’t new;
bands from way back (for example ABBA)
performed concerts with a “backing track”
recording of the instruments, like
karaoke. But it’s worse now, because
even the singing is fake.
It’s sad, because there are some
really good musicians out there making
fantastic music. But you’ll seldom hear them
on your music subscription service. That’s for
a very simple reason: There’s no money in
making recordings anymore. Nobody buys albums.
They don’t even buy singles. Even if they do
buy a single they only pay a buck. Everything
is free on YouTube, or you can pay a few bucks
a month and hear as much music as you want
without ads. Since the record companies hardly
make any money, they can’t afford to take a
risk on a new artist and spend a bunch of
money helping them get started with quality
studio time with real musicians. That's too
risky, so instead, the few recording companies
still in business make cookie cutter songs the
cheapest way they can, then they team up with
music subscription services to promote that
garbage with brainwashing techniques where the
songs you hear next are picked by a computer
that has been programmed to play what they
want you to hear. That makes you think
you like it because you hear it everywhere you
go. Instead of the other way around. Real
musicians and real songwriters don’t stand a
chance in that environment.
Case in point: I watched this year's i-Heart Radio Jingle Ball. I tried to like it. I really did. I had an open mind and looked for the good. But there wasn't much good to see. The songs were universally pathetic. Almost all the "live" vocals were autotuned, most of the bands were a joke, and I have students who have barely started vocal lessons who are already better singers than most of those "stars."
Contrast that with the top seven performances on
Season 24 of The Voice. Every single one
of those seven contestants is a better singer,
BY FAR, than ANY of the following: Billie
Eilish, Dua Lipa, Olivia Rodrigo, SZA, Sabrina
Carpenter, Lizzo, Selena Gomez, Nicki Minaj,
Ellie Goulding, Halsey, Julia Michaels, Doja
Cat, Bebe Rexha, Kesha, etc etc etc. To
begin with, The Voice Band is a better band
than ANY of the instrumentals on the current
Top 10. They learn a dozen songs in a
week, by ear, and perform them flawlessly and
with amazing musicianship and excellent mix,
on live international TV, better than the
original recordings. And all seven
contestants sang beautifully, on pitch, and
nearly all of them sounded better than the
original artists, live, without
autotune. Take for example Mara Justine,
who has been a better singer since she was a
kid than most of today's famous pop
stars. She was in the finals of
America's Got Talent at age 12, the top 14 of
American Idol at age 15, and the finals of The
Voice at age 20, and over those years has
worked hard and improved to the point where
she can now blow away nearly all of today's
most famous singers. There's something
very, very wrong with a world where Billie
Eilish can become famous with a pathetic
whispery unsupported air-wasting amateurish
vocal technique on songs that sound like they
were recorded in her living room with an
out-of-tune piano, while most people reading
this have no idea who Mara Justine is.
If the music industry were driven by music
quality, instead of greed, Mara Justine would
be a successful artist with several albums by
now, and you would never have even heard of
Billie Eilish and the rest of her ilk.
Q: What is the most
important instrument in a rock band: drums,
lead guitar, rhythm guitar, or bass?
A: In one sense, all of the
above. The band will sound like crap if
ANY of those is not top notch. A band isn’t
about one instrument. It is about the sound of
the whole. One instrument being great does not
make up for another instrument being mediocre.
In another sense, none of the
above. The most important “instrument” is
the vocalist. That is what the audience notices
most, and it is the only person on the stage
that tells them the story of the song. More eyes
are on the vocalist than on all the other people
put together. More ears are paying attention to
the melody than to any other instrument. Most
kids trying to start a band miss this point: if
you don’t have an awesome singer, your band will
suck, no matter how fast your guitar player can
shred or how many fills your drummer can do or
whatever.
Q: Do you think piano is the best
instrument to teach music theory on?
A: Yes. Without a doubt. By far.
Keyboard is the only instrument that provides a
visual representation of many aspects of music
theory. You can see the relationship between the
notes. You can see why F# and Gb are the same
note, and that it is an actual note between F
and G, and why Cb isn’t really a separate note,
it’s just another name for B. You can see what
all the intervals are. You can see how a major
triad is a major third and a major fifth from
the root, consisting of a major third and then a
minor third up from there. You can see how a
minor triad just reverses those intervals. You
can see these things with your eyes, not just
hearing it with your ears (either from a
teacher’s words or from listening to the music.)
With any other instrument, you just memorize
where to put your fingers for a certain note.
With a piano, you can see WHY. Any musician who
does not have a rudimentary understanding of the
keyboard is at a disadvantage for comprehending
notes, scales, intervals, chords, key
signatures, transposition, and many other
aspects of music theory.
Q: Are
suspended chords (or sus chords) major or
minor?
A: A triad chord has
a 1, 3, and 5. The 1 is the root
note. The 5 is usually a major fifth up
from the root. (A major fifth is seven
notes/seven half steps/seven semitones/seven
frets up from the root.) Major and minor
chords both have the same 1 and the same
5. The difference is the 3. The
definition of a major chord is that the 3 is a
major third (interval) up from the root. (A
major third is four notes/four half steps/four
semitones/four frets up from the root.)
The definition of a minor chord is that the 3 is
a minor third up from the root. (A minor third
is three notes/three half steps/three
semitones/three frets up from the root.)
The definition of a suspended 4 chord is that
the 3 is suspended (temporarily) up onto the 4.
(The 4 is five notes/five half steps/five
semitones/five frets up from the first
note.) Thus, a suspended chord has a 1, 4,
and 5. There is no three. Because a
sus4 chord has neither a major 3 nor a minor 3
in it, the chord is neither major nor
minor. When the suspension is terminated
(“resolved”), the non-suspended chord it reverts
back to can be either a major or minor chord,
depending on the song.
Another way of saying this is you can suspend
either a major or minor chord by raising the 3
up to the 4, and in either case the suspended
chord is the same. But the suspended chord
itself is neither major nor minor because it has
no 3.
Incidentally, this is off the subject, but
interesting: The same thing is true of a “Power
Chord.” It is also neither major nor
minor, for the same reason: A power chord has
only a 1 and a 5, and so—similarly to a sus
chord—there is no 3.
Q: Should I practice with only
the things my music teacher assigns me or other
songs as well to progress faster?
A: It depends entirely on you. If
your teacher is pushing you to a high standard
and the work assigned requires all the practice
time you can give to meet that standard, and if
you love the music that is assigned, then
probably no. On the other hand, if what you are
given comes easily and you want more of a
challenge, or if you can give more practice time
than is needed to meet your teacher’s
expectations, or if your musical interests
extend beyond the genre the teacher specializes
in, then by all means learn other songs in
addition!!! You choose.
Personally, when I was taking lessons I was often playing songs that were not assigned, some by ear and some with music, in addition to what was assigned. My teacher didn’t like it, but I’d have gone nuts just playing what she assigned. Or I would have quit in frustration. Hopefully you have a more flexible teacher than I had, who will be pleased when you play a song he or she has not assigned, and give feedback on it and help you with it. Either way, play songs and pieces you love, but also learn all you can from your teacher. There is value in both.
Some wise teachers are happy when
students take initiative and learn a song on
their own. Other more traditional teachers
aren’t. That’s okay. Just do what’s best for
you.
Q: Why do you not like the new
country music style?
A: Because it isn’t country music.
It’s pop and rock, sung with a southern accent.
There are no acoustic guitars, or slide guitars,
or fiddles. It's all electric guitars
(tuned to Eb for some strange reason) and
electronic keyboards. There is no country
flavor or beat. The phenomenon is not
limited to the music itself. Instead of
boots and a cowboy hat and awesome cowboy shirt,
these guys come onto the stage in tennis shoes
and a baseball cap and T-shirt. To a large
degree, there no longer is a country genre; the
artists have abandoned it.
Q: Who
do guitar/piano/bass teachers feel are the
most difficult students to teach?
Answer by Harry Roberts (Irv
agrees): The kids who refuse to
practice tops the list. They come in thinking
that there MUST be a “hack” or “Shortcut” - when
I’ve explained that it’s hours of work every
single day, they roll their eyes like I’m a
stupid old man and THEY know better. So they
come in every week, their parents pay and they
sit and never make progress.
Answer
by Dennis Aguilar (Irv agrees):
Those who are not eager and earnest.
Those who are unwilling to put in the work.
Those who lose interest easily.
Q: How can sounds of the same
frequency and intensity differ from each other?
For example, the same note can be heard
differently on guitar and piano.
Answer by Bob Lang (Irv agrees):
Instruments have different sounds
due to a number of factors:
• Harmonics. The
note A above middle C has a fundamental
frequency of 440 Hz, however we know from
analysis that a note will also have components
at 880Hz (2x440), 1320Hz (3x440), 1760Hz (4x440)
and so on. These additional frequencies are
called harmonics or overtones and they change
the sound or timbre of a note. Harmonics will be
present in different amounts for different
instruments, and furthermore the amount of each
harmonic may change as the note continues.
Typically, the higher harmonic decay faster over
time.
• Non-harmonic
frequencies. In addition to the harmonic
frequencies, which are integer multipliers of
the fundamental frequency, there may be
additional non-harmonic frequencies present.
These will also have an effect on the sound.
Typically, a note will have a lot of
non-harmonic high frequencies at the start of a
note which quickly die away. There may also be
constant low frequencies present giving the note
vibrato.
• Envelope. The
envelope of a note is the way its volume or
intensity increases and decreases over time. The
initial rise in amplitude at the start of a note
is called that attack and the way it dies away
over time is called the decay. In between there
may be a period of reasonably constant amplitude
called the sustain. Changing the envelope of a
note can radically change how we hear the note.
For instance, a recording of a piano note played
backwards sounds like a gradually increasing
organ note, that suddenly dies away.
• Other factors,
such as the selective amplification of certain
frequencies by the instrument’s body, resonance,
reflections, and others also change the nature
of the sound.
Irv's Response to Bob Lang's
Answer:
Bob Lang’s answer is exactly correct. I will only add one small contribution: HOW harmonics happen on stringed instruments.
If you were to video a string, closeup, while it is vibrating, in slow motion, you would see that it does not just vibrate back and forth in a uniform way, with the widest motion at the center of the string. It also moves in many other ways, and these motions are very fast. Think of it as “shimmers.” Those shimmers add brilliance (which is technically called harmonics but we can think of as high pitched treble frequencies that increase the pleasant definition of the note.) The amount and type of brilliance added depends on many things, including but not limited to: where on the string it is plucked, hit, or bowed (pluck a guitar at the 12th fret and it will have less brilliance than when plucked over the sound hole, which will have less brilliance than down by the bridge); what it is plucked or hit with (a thin pick vs a hard pick vs a finger vs a thumb; or in a piano a hammer vs a hammer with a thumbtack on the end); the thickness/mass and tension of the string (try playing the same note on 3 different strings on a guitar by using different frets, and the thicker strings always have less brilliance); the type of material used to make the string (nylon strings vibrate very differently from steel strings; and 80/20 brass vibrates differently than phosphor bronze); and many other factors.
Additionally, different construction and materials used in one instrument versus another will cause the soundboard — which creates the sound waves in the air — to vibrate differently in response to the string’s vibration. Think of a banjo vs a steel string guitar: the difference isn’t so much in the strings, it’s in the body and soundboard of the instrument. This is also true to a smaller degree with two instruments of the same type. Even if two guitar’s (or two piano’s or harp’s) strings vibrate identically on a certain note, the soundboards will translate that vibration into motion that creates sound waves very differently from each other because of different species of wood, body shapes, and bracing.
You can see all this in a diagram of the wave form. The big sine wave shape is the fundamental note. All the smaller jiggles on the line as it moves up and down are the harmonics, non harmonics, resonance, etc. that Bob is talking about.
Q: How can a speaker create
all of the sounds in a song (for example,
guitar notes, drums, and vocals)
simultaneously?
A:
The reason a speaker can create all the
sounds simultaneously is the same reason why
your ears can hear all the sounds
simultaneously. And why a microphone can hear
them all simultaneously. That reason is: all the
sounds mix together into one very complex sound
wave. The sound of each instrument does not
travel through a tube separately from the other
sounds. Its waves interact and mix with the
others because all the air molecules interact
with all the waves. A speaker merely reproduces
the same vibrating motions as your ears
experience when you hear a band live.
Q:
If sound is caused by changes in air
pressure, then why doesn't my guitar create
currents in the air when I strum it?
A: Because air
“currents” are one way. Sound waves are two way.
Sound waves are not movements of air going in a
direction. They are vibrations. The air
molecules do not migrate from one place to
another like wind. They move back and forth a
very tiny distance, very rapidly (between 40
times per second and 16,000 times per second.)
This creates areas of high and low pressure, and
it is those areas of differences in pressure
that move at the speed of sound. A 600 mph wind
would do a lot of damage! Sound waves move that
fast but the air molecules move only a
microscopic distance, back and forth, staying on
average in the same place! A rough analogy might
help: Sound waves are not like a stream of
water, where the water moves down the stream
bed. They are more like ripples in a pond, where
the water stays in one place, but it jiggles
back and forth.
Q: Can you become an
expert like really good at piano and guitar
in 4 to 6 years of lessons twice a week for
1 hour for each?
A: The short answer is yes, it
CAN be done. Several of my students have become
VERY good at both piano and guitar in 4–6 years
with once-a-week lessons of 1 hour each. (One of
them made it to the finals of America's Got
Talent after 4 years of lessons, playing both
guitar and piano in that competition, at age
15.)
But whether it actually happens
for a specific person depends upon several
factors. Prior musical experience, innate
musical talent, fine muscle coordination, and
quality of instruction all make a difference.
But by far the biggest determinant — nothing
else comes close — is determination, commitment,
and PRACTICE TIME. If you have musical talent,
are HIGHLY motivated, and practice an hour a day
or more (preferably two hours), chances are
decent that you’ll succeed. (My student who was
on AGT practiced about 4 hours a day for 4
years.)
Q: How long should a beginner spend on learning the guitar or playing the piano each day?
A: That depends on how
fast you want to progress. It is up to you,
ultimately. If you are taking lessons from a
good teacher, the more you practice, the faster
you will progress and the better you will
ultimately become.
If you are asking what guitar and piano teachers think, most would recommend the weekly lesson length every day. For a 1/2 hour lesson, you should practice at least 1/2 hour each day, at least 5 days per week. For a 45-minute lesson practice at least 45 minutes per day, for an hour lesson make it an hour. That’s the minimum. But if you want to really progress, go longer. Teachers LOVE students who practice more than the minimum. (With guitar, for the first couple of weeks take it easy so you don’t get blisters on your left fingers while you build up callouses, then gradually increase.)
If you are asking how long to practice if you are not taking lessons and are instead learning from books or Youtube or DVDs or streaming or Skype or group classes/lessons, I hate to say it, but it doesn’t matter how long you practice. Most beginners will never get correct technique unless they take one-on-one lessons from a competent teacher who knows what he or she is doing and is actually physically in the room with you. In fact, in many cases the more you practice the worse it is for you, because once you learn bad habits, it is really hard to unlearn them later and replace them with correct technique. Don’t believe the online ads for secret ways to learn a musical instrument in less time for less money with some kind of a special shortcut method if you just sign up for their program. Utter nonsense.